Walter Steals a Golf Cart
Nobody saw this coming. Walter did.
He judges you. You love him anyway. This is the dynamic.
Walter is a 7-year-old orange tabby with the energy of a retired accountant and the opinions of a food critic. He does not perform on command. He performs when he feels like it, which is occasionally.
His videos have been described as 'oddly calming,' 'weirdly relatable,' and 'why is this cat staring at me like that.' We don't have answers. We just have more videos.
Nobody saw this coming. Walter did.
He showed up. He judged everyone. He did not get wet.
Par for the course. The course did not appreciate him.
Cardio is beneath him. He watched others do it.
He was not invited. He attended anyway.
He served once. It was a warning.
He waited. The fish waited. Nobody blinked.